Linsane*

• me: ew the ice cream is melting
• my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

(via legit-humour)

shampained:

why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen

(via xbroken-hearted)

I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon

(Source: ufocottoncandy, via pricklylegs)

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Source: samberglar, via pizza)