May 2013
I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
zaymmaliks:
SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
buttlicked:
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
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nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
“It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it...”
– Libba Bray, The Sweet Far Thing (via fabulousbitch69)
me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
krvsty:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
shampained:
why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen
I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
andysambergg:
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
bullied:
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
Me at 2 am: I should bake a cake
realrobertpattinson:
it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via kevinidentity)
superviolent:
Blog game Abercrombie and Fitch I’ll only follow you back if you cute
