August 2012
Mom: Why are you laughing alone in your room?
July 2012
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Anonymous asked: Dear ex bestfriend and Dear ex boyfriend
madeagoestohell:
i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
h0odrich:
me gwan bloge wedda jamayacan accen from now on and fust teengs fust me gwan need a rude gal an sum ganja
neck0fthewoods:
if you dont laugh at my jokes then i will
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me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
crumzinmahlap:
im glad you are all here to experience my blog and my life falling apart together with me
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We say we waste time, but that is impossible. We waste ourselves.
– Alice Bloch (via daintycorpse)
Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
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